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Shiv Sena, and Bajrang Dal ransacked DMG set and thrashed Siddhart Malhotra
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Posted on: 2/5/2010 9:54:29 PM
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Few Shiv Sanik and Bajrang Dal activists ransacked whole set of StarOne serial, Dill mill gaye (Dimag Mit gaye). Security Guards said they entered DMG set suddenly with posters of Siddhart Malhotra. Shiv Sena activists were really angry and were shouting slogans like Jai Maharasthra and Die Cinevista. 

As soon these activists entered set, they started throwing stones and papers, table and chairs and destroyed entire Sanjeevani hospital property.Production house had to halt shooting temporarily.

They burned posters of Siddhart Malhotra and his father Prem Malhotra. As soon as Siddhart Malhotra came out of his office, they attacked and thrashed him. He has been admitted to Sanjeevani hospital and fighting for life. His blood group is B+ and is in dire need of more blood.TV channels areairing this news continuously 24X7. His enemies are very happy with this news.Theproduction house has always said to their caller to B+ for KSG return and the irony is that they don’t have enough of B+ blood to save their own producer.

Our reporter interviewed Shiv Sena head about this attack on DMG sets. One Shiv Sena activist stated the recent track of hypothermia and itscure was totally ridiculous to Indian culture. He said Bal Thakre is very angry with Cinevista and will sue them for spreading wrong information about Maharasthra.

Showing snow fall in Panchgani is ridiculous as there never happened snow fall. Just to create a bed-scene, they are spreading wrong information on geography and climate of the area. He said its insult to Maharastra that they live in Mumbai and don’t even have basic knowledge about geography and climate of Maharasthra.

Bajrag Dal is also supporting Shiv Sane in this because they have problem with the vulgarity shown in the name of Hypothermia. Bajrang Dal activist told our reporter that Cinevista is destroying our culture, and spreading wrong message to naïve Indian public.

Bajran Dal was critical of the projected bed scene shown inthe TV serial as it promotes wrong information. Imagine if people in North India, which is much colder, started using this, body heating system on the street, it will turn into Amsterdam,which is not our culture.

Showing this vulgarity in the name of treatment is not acceptable to us.  They were angry that Cinevista is promoting vest over saari so that the actress could catch cold and they can create this bed scene. .

They specifically warned Karan wahi to have matchbox with him every second of his life. They don’t want to see him treating other girland especially guy the same way next time on national television.

This is what Lalu Prasad Yadav has to say over the entire incident. I am not translating his comment in English to leave his golden touchintact. “Hum to pehle hii bole thea Siddhart ko, hamari sanskriti se mat khelo bhai..abb tum body heatwaa jaisi cheeje dikhoge to….hamare desh mein population explosionva ho jayega…Vaise app hume pehle yeh thand bhagane ke tarika bataye hote to humko 9 nahi  11 bache jarror hue  jaate ,,aur hum Indian cricket teamwa banate , …”

Translated: Already informed Siddhart about our culture and not to play with it. But if they would have shown this little earlier than I could have more than 11 kids to make Indian cricket team.

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