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Black Friday Deal: Come here for the best deal
written by: heavy_mineral
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Posted on: 11/27/2009 11:27:46 AM
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Black Friday Deal: Come here for the best deal
Best Black Friday deal
It’s Friday and its Black-Friday. So people get ready for your best deal of the year and be prepared to get-up early in the morning at 3:00 AM so that you can run with blanket to grab it.

So here are the lists of famous people what they bought on Black Friday this year.

Sarah Palin: When she woke-up on Black-Friday morning, she rushed to the nearest Barnes and Nobel book store to buy her own auto-biography book "Going rogue" fearing that Democrat would ban the book seeing their popularity and the sale record. So in her night-dress, picking her blanket, she ran along with her teddy to pick a copy.

Warren Buffet: Keeping billions of dollar under his mattress, Buffet wake-up little too early on Friday morning. He dreamed a night before that he is going to buy Federal Reserve but he changed his mind when his associate suggested that its better to buy to Nuke-Missile than US Agency. Their rational was that incase of US becoming bankrupt nation, they would need all nuke missiles so that they can bomb every other nations and get their wealth. So its better to have nuke, so that they can sell to government at high price during bombing seasons.

Michelle Obama: Michelle Obama list was pretty long for this Thanksgiving week, so Mr. Obama has to curtail her list. Only item left on the list was to get the best dress out in whole world. So Mr. Obama planned a world visit tour during this thanksgiving, giving Mrs. Obama a chance to shop her best dress. So she ended-up in China where she bought famous Chinese silk wedding gown which she planned to wear on her next wedding to Mr. President in 2012.

Iran President Mr. Muhammad list was straight forward hitting US with its nuke program. For this program, he shopped in China, Russia, and Pakistan buying the best nuke scientist. With this shopping done on this thanksgiving, Iran promised that he is soon going to hit US with a nuke missile next thanksgiving virtually challenging Mr. Buffet for his billion dollar investment.

Paris Hilton, this thanksgiving, gave herself the best present she has ever bought. This Friday, she bought her favorite sex toy, "Being Stupid" with whom she plan to entertain every day.

And finally Winfrey Oparah plan to leave the host show this thanks giving, giving her a long cherished wish, she always had since become famous. She had privately wished of giving-up the program since she failed to bring Sarah Palin on her program. Sarah had refused to come on the show citing that Oparah is supporter of Mr. Obama with whom she is fighting the next Presidential election in 2012.

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This piece is complete fiction and has no resemblance to any one living or dead. Any resemblance is completely coincidental and a piece of hyper imagination.
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