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USN warn of war between India-Pakistan
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Posted on: 1/20/2010 1:58:26 AM
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USN warn of war between India-Pakistan
Third World War in on the way.
United Spoof Nation president has warned India and Pakistan that they both may end-up starting war.

Expressing concern over the fragile unbalance of peace in South Asia, which may snap at the slightest provocation, USN Secretary of Defense Osama-the-Hippi on Wednesday warned that terror organizations like LIFE and PEACE are ganging up with al Qaeda for another Mumbai type attack on India and this time the situation will surely lead to war like situation between India and Pakistan.

Groups under USN Security Council Al-Qaeda's "syndicate" in Afghanistan and Pakistan are trying "to destabilize not just Afghanistan, not just Pakistan, but potentially India-Pakistan.

India has responded that it will not go to war with Pakistan as it lack capability and strong heart to muster courage for such an offensive action. At the same time, Pakistan, a member of USN, said that they won't hesitate to tame India, if needs arise.

"If there is war, it will be Pakistan who will go on offensive, not the other way," was the whisper in the power corridor of Pakistan war ministry.

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