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My Dog is a Democrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
written by: jokers
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Posted on: 1/7/2010 1:23:45 AM
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My Dog is a Democrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Democrat Dog!!
This made me very sad, especially since I love my dog.

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, my dog is a DEMOCRAT! and I am a Republican.

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