Dan Brown has got rich writing about it. Rudyard Kipling wrote about them. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about them and had his famous detective Sherlock Holmes interact with them in fiction!
  Freemasons and Knights Templar and all sorts of secret societies! Oh my!

  There is a deep seated human need to believe that somewhere, someone or group of some ones has a secret and knows exactly what they are doing and have a master plan on how to achieve their ends.

  Always meeting in secret. Exchanging secret handshakes and secret words. I remember Groucho Marx’s old TV Show “You Bet Your Life” where if you said the secret word you would win one hundred dollars. I’ll tell you that never happened to me! Marx was on to something when said; “I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as a member”. And also “Whatever it is, I am against it”.

   So what do you think those men in black tuxedoes and top hats are really talking about inside of their meeting? I mean there is a guy outside the door armed with a sword and you have to know the secret knock to get inside the door! Are they talking about taking over the world? The new new new world order?

   Well I am going to tell you. After all I have been a Freemason for a long time now. I think it is only fair to share the last real secret in Freemasonry with the general public.

   The real secret is just how many masons are going to show up for…………..dinner.

    No one knows the answer to that!